A New Model for Lawns

A New Model for Lawns

From a bird’s eye view, a generous amount of green patches can be seen in a typical suburban neighborhood. The herbaceous plants that form these patches are called grass. As a humanly inquisitive migrating bird flies above a desert, it thinks to itself, “How does...
The Discovery of Lotion

The Discovery of Lotion

One day, out of the white waves of the dark blue ocean, crawled a crab as crusty as tectonic plates. As the crab walked on the grainy beach, exposed to the blistering rays of light, the crab’s exterior turned into ashes. For the longest time, this particular crab...
A Sick Sea of Pollution

A Sick Sea of Pollution

Along the edge of the coastline, buried inside the fine grainy particles of sand, are dozens of silky smooth spheres huddled together in a safe cozy burrow. These small hollow spheres contain creatures of the sea. Despite being trapped inside the golf balls that lack...
How Clothes Get Clean

How Clothes Get Clean

If you revel in wearing raggedy, dirty clothes, then you likely never wondered how your clothes get clean. Why would you? Stinky people from societal slums seldom take pride in cleanliness. They flock with their fellow feral brethren, polluting the streets with their...
Let George Grill Your Food

Let George Grill Your Food

Since we are humans, we need to eat. Food provides energy, charging our bodies from head to toe. This charge lights the wrinkly pink light bulbs in our heads, which send electrical signals to the rest of our bodies. Due to these signals, our bodies are able to...
Why I Like Febreze Air Freshener

Why I Like Febreze Air Freshener

Imagine this. You’re leaving your job for the day. You get on the freeway for your 30-minute commute. You get off the freeway with 5 minutes left until you get home. All of a sudden, you feel the beginnings of an earthquake. The surrounding cars act as if they notice...